During the grade school I was convinced that alcoholic drinks had to be used every time you made a party. So the morning of my birthday I brought at school a little plastic bottle full of Red Martini!! I offered martini to all my classmates...obviously my teacher spoke with my mother: i fellt like a criminal for so many years!
No Martini, no party! I took this slogan ... litterally! ;-)
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- I thought the song "Party Time" by Moby was actually saying "heart attack" (this was before I knew the title)— Elviessa
- I used to think that my teacher lived at school until she came to school late one day. I was shocked!— Wow, you have a life?!
- There was a popular rumor back in grade school that BUBBLE YUM gum was made with spider eggs.— Amber
- I used to think, all the way up to eight grade that if you smoked cigarettes you were an alcoholic— praneeth