On the morning of my first day of kindergarten, I proudly assured my mother that I would be able to read when I got home that day. I just assumed that your first day in school meant that you were than capable of reading anything.
I was utterly crushed when I found out this wasn't so.
A childhood belief about classes

others believed things like this
- When I was young my mother used to tell me that guacamole was actually crushed grasshoppers.Anon
- When I was younger, I would believe that vacuum cleaners were capable of sucking up humans.Anon
- My brother used to believe that when we went to school dogs went to dog school to learn to speak and read— Matt
- When ever someone said ''read aloud'' I assumed aloud was the title of a book. Lol.— Delaney
- When I was about seven, I was utterly convinced that chickens had leaves and trees had feathers.— Confused
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon