I used to believe that having vaginas always hurt because there is a split right down the middle. I believed this until I discovered my own vagina, and that I was in no pain. What a strange belief!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe my middle name was and. At age 12, I discovered that it was actually "ann".Anon
- When I was a kid I thought girls peed out of there vaginas...woops!— Greg
- One kid I know believed that because I wear glasses, it wouldn't hurt if he poked my eye.Anon
- When I was very little, I used to think that there were two New Zealands because how it split on the map!— Azure Autumns
- Split walnuts... i used to think they were dried pig noses!!— SaMmI LaMy
- i used to believe that if there were bombings, that the world will split in half.. — kins