When I was younger my Dad told me when a baby was born the Mummy and Daddy got to choose if they wanted a girl or a boy. Every baby was born with a willy and if they wanted a girl the doctors pushed it in!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When i was younger i thougth that when you grew up you could decide whether you wanted to be a girl or a boy. Anon
- when i was 5 yars old i thought that a baby is born axacly a year after the marifgeAnon
- When I was first told about intercourse, I didn't believe it. How could peeing inside a girl make a baby?— Art
- I remember a girl in my kindergarten class told me she wanted to be a waterfall when she grew up.Anon
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- i used to think that if a girl and a boy peed in the same toilet a baby would grow in it.— hip hip