I used to believe Santa was a demon working for the devil to lure kids into liking him so he could take them away and make them work for him as slave elfs forever until Santa died. As soon as i told my mom this, she was hysterical and told me Santa was a loving character who brought toys to good boys and girls as a reward for their excellent behaviour.
A childhood belief about father christmas

others believed things like this
- i work with kids......and this one kid tole me that claustrophobia was the fear of Santa clause Anon
- I used to believe that Santa Ana winds actually came from the city of Santa Ana, CA— Fishfood
- I used to believe that thunder was Santa making toys.Anon
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- I thought Santa was going to be sent to jail for stealing gifts from Toys R Us.— Sandy
- My mother told me when i was 5 that Santa wouldn't come if i kept sucking my thumb. — Traumatized