When I was a kid, I thought that if people wanted babies, they'd have to get married, have no sex, and a baby would come on it's own. I figured out how it all worked when my family's donkeys had sex. Now, since I'm not a kid anymore, I know all about sex.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to think that people who got married had babies automaticly, unless they had a medical disorder— Angela
- I believed that women who wanted babies ate a seed, which then grew into their baby. — World's Worst Scientist
- I convinced my boyfriend that paprika flavored crisps were made from donkeys...he was 20 at the time.Anon
- I thought when you get married you have to fill out a form to get a baby and then you get one.— Danielle
- I used to beleive in stores that were open 24/7 , that the people that worked there worked 24/7 nonstop.Anon
- I used to think when you married you had babies immediately!Anon