When i was about 4 i went to the park and this girl was dancing about. she came up to me and said if you dont eat peas your winky wont grow. I was confused i thought a winky was something you done with your eyes
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When I was in preschool, the class bully told me that peas were actully cow boogers. Still won't eat peas.— Ren
- i used to believe that peas were toes — DJ
- I used to believe that catterpillar were the peas glued with each other— Umme Hani
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- I thought break dancing involved actually breaking stuff!— Sydle
- i used to think that if a girl and a boy peed in the same toilet a baby would grow in it.— hip hip