I used to believe that the song "Big Ol' Jet Airliner" went like this:
Big old Jed and Lila
Carried me to Faraway
Big old Jed and Lila
Cause it's here that I gotta stay
I pictured two huge old people carrying little kids on their backs to a place called Faraway and not letting them go home again if they were bad. LOL I had a vivid imagination!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Steve Miller song "Big old jet airliner" was "Bingo Jed had a light out" — Skeeter
- I thought pretending I was sick to stay home from school was called cookie not hookie.— Jen
- I used to think that the police didn't know that we called them coppers behind their backs!— Chris
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon
- that Uttoxeter was a huge and important place, cause all roads in Stafforshire point towards it— rosy
- "Big "Ol Jet Had A Light On" aka Big Ol Jet Airliner - Steve Miller Band— My son in law John