I used to believe that Alice in Wonderland's older sister was named "Read," because Alice had to sit and listen to her sister, Read.
A childhood belief about reading

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Alice Cooper and Alice from "Alice in Wonderland" were the same person.— Jessica Tinch
- I used to think that everything involving the name Alice had to be Wonderland or Looking Glass related.Anon
- The boy in my class named "Sahand" must have a sister named "Safoot".Anon
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- King Henry VIII was named “the eighth” by his dad because the first seven didn’t listen!— Mojo