When I was little, I knew nothing of pubic hair. Then one day I was in the public showers at a water-park and there was an older guy who had a massive bush. His forest was so terribly overgrown, all you could see was the tip of his penis sticking out of the giant ball of fur. I thought he was some kind of freak and I wanted to get out of there as soon as possible.
This trauma must've stuck in the back of my subconciousness through the years, because as an adult I take the necessary precautions to avoid such a fate.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to think pubic hair was really called 'public hair' until I was about 15— Spe
- When I was a kid I took two showers becaue I thought my hair was a plant and needed the water to grow— Tim
- I thought Busch Gardens was a public garden owned by George W. Bush.Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- my mum told me that the 'public' park was closing so she could go home— xx-lotty-pop-xx