when i was in about 5th grade or so i started hearing all new words...bastard, whore, hoe, slut etc. i had no idea what these words meant, but i was very sure that bastard meant 'funny'. so one day at my friends house we were eatting dinner with her family and somebody said something rather funny, so i said 'oh, you're such a bastard!' wow, i'll never forget that!
A childhood belief about swearing
others believed things like this
- When I first heard the words "flea market", I actually thought it meant "selling fleas".Anon
- Looking back at it, the belief that dogs eat cats is a pretty funny idea. I used to believe it myself.Anon
- I used to believe that all four-letter words are bad words.Anon
- I used to think being engaged meant being in jail. I have no idea how I came to that conclusion.— CNB
- When I was in sixth grade I thought that "oral" sex meant talking about sex.— Duh
- When I first started to develop my breasts I thought it meant I was producing milk— trisha