When I was 7 i was in the car with my dad, mum, nan and grandad. I turned to my grandad and said "grandad, are you a bastard?"
(I'd overheard some teenage lads yelling at some old guy calling him a bastard earlier that day so I'd become increasingly curious as the day progressed)
you should have seen his face! haha
childhood naivety is so funny lol
my parents still tease me about it to this day
A childhood belief about swearing
others believed things like this
- My grandad used to tell me that if i ate tripe, then it would put hairs all over my chest Anon
- My Grandad told me he invented carrots.— Nicole
- I thought my grandad would get older, so I asked him 'What do you want to be when you're older?'.— Afterlife Dreamin'
- If you pull a funny face, the wind will blow and it will get stuck.Anon
- I used to believe that my parents and sister were alligators underneith there zip on human costume...haha— Alyssa
- I used to think that "tease your hair" meant make fun of itAnon