When playing any kind of Solitaire card game, if there was a choice I couldn't put a heart on a spade, or a spade on a heart. It always had to be hearts + clubs, and spades + diamonds. This was because hearts were show-offs, and if they got put with a spade they would gloat to diamonds, who really secretly fancied spades and actually deserved to be with a spade because it (diamonds) was a nice unassuming suit. Spades were hunky, Clubs were just gross and smelly. Hearts only deserved to be with Clubs.
I know it's mad but I still do it now and I'm 28.
A childhood belief about hobbies
others believed things like this
- I thought strip malls were just that, stripper clubs.— Neo
- I used to believe that at dance clubs, the "smoke" that they'd spray was laden with drugs and I'd get high.— Lynn
- I thought snow had diamonds in it because it sparkles when the sun hits it.— Giselle
- I used to belive that the Gulf war was actually the Golf war and the people hit each other with golf clubs...— golfgirl
- When I was little I used to think that women had two hearts - one inside each breast.— Rick
- I used to think that artichokes were animals because my mother said we were eating artichoke hearts. Anon