When my cousin was younger, she was convinced that that song from Hot Chocolate, instead of "I believe in miracles" was "I believe in Malcolm! (where you from, you sexy thing)
My mum still often sings along to those words when the song comes on !
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always thought song went "I Believe In Malcolm" instead of "I Believe in Miracles"— Malcolm Lover
- I always thought Hot Chocolate were singing 'You Sexy PIG' instead of 'You sexy Thing.— Bilz
- My dad thought the song "I believe in Miracles" was actually "I Believe in Milkos" hahah he's 52!!! — GrK GdEsS
- I used to think Right Said Fred sung 'I'm too sexy for my lamb' instead of 'I'm too sexy for Milan'.— Nineties music was great
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon