I used to believe that pinocchio lived inside people and that boys were liars because pinocchio's nose would grow so long that it would hang outside their bodies. (Now I know what a penis is) I thought girls always told the truth because they didn't have a long nose thingy, 'penis'. How wrong was I!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that condoms were weared by girls and boys
both. And they both have penisAnon - I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- i used to believe that a penis was the same as a vagina except really long— *stupid*
- i used to believe that if you have sex for too long, the penis would stay in your vagina— Angela
- I used to believe moustaches were just really long nose hair — RaoulDuke
- I used to think that boys didn't get their penis until they were 18 which was legal adulthood! — beckles