When I was a little girl I read a poem that talked about a woman and her 'baubles'. I didn't know what baubles were so I assumed they were her breasts. Even now that I am grown and know the truth, I still affectionately think of them as my baubles.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When we were young, we used to call a woman's breasts, 'Hum Hums'— Steve Haughton
- When I was 3 I assumed that my parents were 18 and that every grown-up was 18.Anon
- i thought grown ups read in a different language!Anon
- When ever someone said ''read aloud'' I assumed aloud was the title of a book. Lol.— Delaney
- When I was a child, I believed that grown-ups didn't lie.Anon
- I used to believe that grown-ups were born "grown up" and that I would stay a little kid forever.— Still A Kid