When I was younger, I got the whole facts of life talk off of my mother along with a side lecture on PMS. I didn't quite understand what she meant and was completely convinced that whenever my mum was annoyed with me or my brother, it was the "time of the month."
I distinctively remember a time when my mum told me off in front of a group of family friends and I turned round and announced in front of all of them, "It's ok, it's just the time of the month." Oops.
A childhood belief about periods

others believed things like this
- The moon was actually either a sugar cookie or a banana, depending on the time of the month. — Jessica Aspra
- My mom told my sister that if she didn't eat her peas, her period would last for an entire month.— Maya
- I convinced my sister that chocolate milk was made out of Keebler cookie elves, she believed me for a month— Rainbow Steel
- For the longest time I didn't know that Spinal Tap wasn't a real group. No wonder I couldn't find their music.— Louis
- for the longest time every i used to think that Prince's "Raspberry Barret" said "round merry go round"— lin
- 'To Be Announced' in the TV guide was a film that was on all the time!— Clare