When I was young, I went to go see the movie 'Titanic' with my mother. Good idea for a family movie, right? I specifically remember the scene when Jack is showing Rose his sketch book, and the drawings of the one-legged prostitute. I thought 'prostitute' was a fancy word for politician. I thought that she probably wasn’t a very good one if she kept on being naked all the time. The sad thing is, I kept on thinking prostitute=politician until I was a teenager. Of course, now that I'm older I know it’s the other way around.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- Until I was about 11 or 12 I thought that "prostitute" referred to a female criminal.Anon
- I used to believe that a prostitute was like a prosecutor.— Not As Innocent Anymore
- i used to think that being a prostitute was a religion. (sort of like protestant i guess?)Anon
- I used to think that if a movie was advertised on the side of a bus, that meant it was really good. — Aretia
- I used to believe that we (the human race) was a movie and God was showing it to everyone.— Sean
- My Mother used to tell me only the good die young and I would live to be 100+ years old because I was bad.— William