My Ex-wife when she was little used to believe that the name of the song was "Only Baloney" instead of " Only The Lonely."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- I believe animals are our best friends. When we are sad or we feel lonely, they are there to support us.— Rosa Saito
- I used to think MARIA is the WIFE of JESUS!— Chrono
- When I was three I used to believe that cow and horse are wife and husband.— xenia
- My wife used to believe that CORNED BEEF was from cows who lived beside the seaAnon
- If a man wore his shirt out, I thought his wife was going to have a baby.Anon