When I was a teenager, I asked my friend what religion she was (she had recently moved from Pakistan to Canada). She told me "Ismaili", but, not having heard of that religion before, I heard "Smiley". I rsponded, "That's so cute!" In retrospect, that came off condescending and horrible, and I'm terribly embarrassed. I sincerely hope she doesn't remember.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to think that 'hippie' was a religion— Shannon
- I used to think that PEDESTRIAN was a religion— wilsob2700
- i used to think that being a prostitute was a religion. (sort of like protestant i guess?)Anon
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon
- whenever i heard a melody, i thought it stuck in my stomach when i heard it in my mindAnon
- I thought my imaginary friend was real and he imagined me
I hope he still believes I existAnon