When I was younger I didn't realize that women had three different holes. I just figured that you had one hole that open and closed at intervals depending on your need. I believed this until 5th grade, and after learning the truth I was disgusted that I could have ever thought otherwise..
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- When I was younger, I thought that Labour Day was when all sorts of women gave birth.— Greg
- when i was little i believed that leprecauns put the holes in crumpets.Anon
- i believed that the holes in swiss cheese were cow farts.— lily
- When I first met my husband, he thought women didn't fart. He was really surprised after he met me!!!Anon
- I didn't want to get tall when I was younger because I believed that I would fall over. — Gabi
- I believed that fairies lived in lamp posts - their front doors were the little holes where the key fits.— Janice