When I was younger I would say my prayers, and then I would sit an imagine god examining my prayers. I pictured him saying to himself "What a good prayer" or "what a good girl she is..I'm sending her a pony."
A childhood belief about prayers
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when I said my prayers, "God Bless..." meant please keep burglars awayAnon
- I always pictured the good Samaritan as a Samurai. Still do, in fact.Anon
- I used to believe that you could catch AIDS from just looking at a nud girl. Good thing I was WRONG— Mbm4615
- I used to believe that in the Christian Prayer of the Faithful, we were responding, "Lord, harrow prayer."— Smelleanor
- When I was little I used to believe everything the government does is right and for the good of everyone.— Rob
- When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!— Greg