When I'd see the ads for Greyhound on TV that said "Go Greyhound and leave the driving to us." I thought that meant that on other busses the passengers had to take turns driving.
A childhood belief about buses

others believed things like this
- I thought that a person's motorskills meant how good they were at driving!Anon
- I would think that every car that either my mom or dad wasnt driving a ghost was drivingAnon
- I thought driving while having to pee was illegal.Anon
- i thought going to school was getting on the bus and driving round all day until they dropped you off. Anon
- i used to believe that drinking and driving was when you were drinking while driving— fay
- i used to think that when we were driving the moon followed us.— fred