When I was preschool age, I somehow convinced myself that "hospital" was a bad word - maybe because of the sick people in it, or because my dad worked in one and I didn't get to see him much. When my teacher asked me what I'd received for Christmas I burst into tears because I thought she'd yell at me for telling her I'd gotten a hospital playset.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- When i was little i thought casualty was a big hospital in londonAnon
- When I was 4, I thought you chose and bought your baby at the hospital. I believed this until I was 6.Anon
- Well into adulthood I thought that a local anesthetic meant one from the area near the hospital..— D'sparil
- I used to believe that after 9 months, mothers went to the hospital to buy a baby off the doctors.Anon
- I used to think that the word blurb was a noise that people made when being sick. Bluuuggghhh.— Natasha
- when i was 4 i believed i could breathe under water, one day i decided to try it and woke up in the hospital!Anon