My father is an avid republican. When I was in preschool, we'd watch the news together, and whenever a picture of Bill Clinton came up, he'd point and say "That's the wicked wizard of the East. He kidnaps children."
I proceeded to go to my preschool class and warn all my friends about this evil wizard.
A childhood belief about politics

others believed things like this
- When I was in preschool, the class bully told me that peas were actully cow boogers. Still won't eat peas.— Ren
- I used to believe that Kansas was really black and white because of the Wizard of Oz.— Valerie F.
- After I saw the Wizard of Oz, I was under the impression Kansas was black and white.Anon
- When I was younger I belived that Kansas was in black and white because of the movie The Wizard of OZ!!!!— Becky
- My uncle harry has a very long beard and a hariy face. I used to think he was a wizard.Anon
- Based on that memorable scene from the "Wizard of Oz," I used to believe that people died from shrinking!— Julie