I used to go grocery shopping with my Dad & ask for the most nutrition-free sugary no-chance-in-hell things, like Count Chocula cereal, etc.
Instead of saying 'no', he'd always say "Just wait, we might get it when it goes on sale."
I didn't really understand the idea of a 'sale' & just thought that the evil grocer-man was displaying these items to torture kids & never letting the 'good' cereals leave the shelves of his store.
I hated the grocery store owner's kids for years because of this misunderstanding.
Sorry kids!
A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- i thought the for sale sign buy owner things meant that u could also buy the owner — brandi
- I used to belive that, when a store held a "liquidation sale", all the unsold stuff would be melted down.— Marty
- When I saw signs stating "Lots for sale" I thought it meant that there was a lot for sale.— Robin
- I thought brown paper grocery bags would fit more than plastic grocery bags.Anon
- i used to believe when you died you went to heaven and played sale of the century!!!!Anon
- I used to believe that if a item wasn't "on sale" then you weren't aloud to buy it.— Meagan