I thought a nickname for women's breasts was "standards" because I was a little kid standing in the lunch line at school and I hear a high school girl talking about how her neckline wasn't down to her standards yet.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that if i wasn,t at school the teachers would expell me from that school!!— sciver
- I thought that wars had to last four years... just like high school and college.— A. Falk
- Until I was in High School, I really thought that the "underground railroad" was under the ground.— S
- Until junior high school, I thought Monty Python was a wrestler.— Jamie
- I used to believe that you got married right after you finished high school or college. Anon
- When I was young, I honestly believed that I would die before I reached high school. Anon