when i first realise what sex is all about (without understanding the mechanism, however), I thought it'll need a very long bed! I thought the heads of the couple have to be pointing to opposite directions...
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that heads of state had diferent kinds of heads on their shoulders— stupid elado
- I used to belive that if you didn't step off the escalator in time you would be sucked into the mechanism.— Houdinia
- Phil Collins song "I missed again" - I thought it was "I pis*ed again" - didn't realise he was an alcoholic?!Anon
- when i was little i thought people with big heads or big noses had cancer...Anon
- i used to think water towers were houses for really tall people. I thought they had big heads to.— Alyssa
- that the word "couple" as in "a couple of items" was synonymous with "several", rather than "just two".— Blair A. Petterson