As I child I was confused by two things in particular. Where was the right luggage office. Confusingly the left one sometimes was on the right. Also some safety messages mentioned keeping away from nake flames. If I kept my clothes on, would I be safe?
A childhood belief about excursions

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when we left a room the TV set started to speak about other things — Nur
- As a small child I always confused someone being unconcious with someone being dead.— Rick
- When I was a child I used to believe that the things in my room became smaller but it was me who was growingAnon
- I thought my aunt was Tina Turner actually, but she is keeping this as a secret...
— sel - I used to believe that politicians actually ran (like in a race) for office.— m
- I used to think 'To Let' on disused office buildings meant they were big toilets.— Tracey