As twisted as this sounds, I was young and naturally very curious. Whenever others would use the term "balls" to refer to a guy's testicles, I was never aware of what testicles actually were, but that his penis was an arrangement of 3 small balls ... kind of the same idea as a snowman.
It looked this this: ooo
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I originally thought "balls" was slang for buttocks instead of testicles.Anon
- i used believe and erection was when your testicles went into your penisAnon
- I used to think that girls had "balls" and not boys, and the "balls" were slang for breastsAnon
- When I was young I used to think my testicles held the pee!Anon
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney
- My dad told me that kiwi fruits were kiwi birds testicles. They are the right shape and kind of furry— jefnier