My friend Cindy's mom thought the Beatles song Lucy in the Sky with diamonds said "the girl with colitis goes by " rather than "the girl with kaleidoscope eyes"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought that the line was "Lucy in the Sky with Linus" (not lucy in the sky with diamonds)— Forrest
- When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!— Greg
- I always thought instead of saying "Im a material girl" Madonna was saying "Im a cheerio girl".— Tiffany
- I used to believe that the words to Michael Jacksons "Liberian Girl" were "librarian girl".— Paul
- That Madonna sang "I'm a cheerio girl" instead of material girl— HN
- The Beatles song "Ticket to Ride" always came out "She's got a tick in her eye."— Kurt