When my sister was little she used to think BTO's song, Takin' Care of Business, was called Takin Care of Pidgeons. We had them play it at her wedding and everytime they came to the chorus the DJ turned down the sound and we all shouted at her "Takin Care of Pidgeons"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- when I was little, I used to think that everyone was a child but someone invented adults to take care of us.— chocolate
- I used to think that Shamu was my whale and that he just lived at Sea World and they took care of him for me.Anon
- "Care less whispers"- I used to belive he siad "Cat less whiskers"— Puts the B in Wicth
- i used to believe that the factories were care bear factories because of the clouds of smogAnon
- I used to think that the chorus of "mountain song" by jane's addiction was in a different language— nothing'sshocking
- I used to believe that you could only play a record once, and after that all the sound was wiped off.Anon