my aunt told me i did this when i was little and she was babysitting me. i was sitting on the toilet and i farted and then i said oops excuse me, my potty burped.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that females never went to the restroom, farted,or burped.— michael
- I used to belive that when u burped,u farted thru your mouth.
— John - I used to think people had a "potty mouth" if they had been drinking out of the toilet.Anon
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- I used to think you could get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat.— Lisa
- I used to think that my dad was "smoking pot" when he would smoke his pipe while sitting on the toilet. Anon