Once my aunt told me that if I was a bad boy, they would send me to the Oscar Meyer plant. She said that is where the cut off boy penises to make hot dogs. I believed her. I never liked that aunt very much.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon
- my aunt used to tell me that pinapples made your eyebrows grow. i believed it till i was about 10.— Anna
- I used to think that hot dogs were made from boys' penises.— never eating hot dogs again
- I was sad for many years because my aunt once told me I would go to hell for farting in church!— Tara
- my aunt told us there was a special chemical in the pool that would turn red if we peed in it.Anon
- When I was a kid, I used to believe a nuclear plant was a clouds plant and could make magic clouds.— Tommy