when i was little i didn't know guys had balls i thought they just had a penis so once i saw a dude naked i thought he had 3 penises
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i use to believe guys could have a random # of balls but the maximum was 4— bookie
- when i was younger i believed that when two guys had sex they would sword fight with their penisesAnon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney
- My daughter thought Paul McCartney was singing "Hey Dude" instead of "Hey Jude". Anon
- I used to think that girls had "balls" and not boys, and the "balls" were slang for breastsAnon