When I was little my father would always yell at my mother and tell her she was fat, and make her cry. He told her a fat wife was grounds for divorce. If we ever snacked or ate cookies, he would say "Be careful, you don't want to get fat".
Until I was in my 30's and looking at my friend's wedding albums, I honestly thought only thin people got married.
A childhood belief about appearance

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a widower was a guy who killed married husbands to make thier wife a widow— Jessica
- i used to think that the pope was married but also i thought howcome her wife never appeared on TV— jp
- I used to believe that having children could only happen after a wedding with the person you are married to.Anon
- I believed that when you got married (the wife) you didn't have to work. Boy, was I fooled. ha ha ha— Patty
- I always refused to eat coffeecake because I thought it was made with coffee grounds. Anon
- My wife thought she was Elvis mother when she was 4. It was 1977 the same year he died. — sister vanilla