We had one of those low audio quality singing toys (kinda like the singing fish). This one was a white Christmas Bear dancing and singing "Yes, Jesus Loves Me ... Yes, Jesus Loves Me" ... My neice when playing it would hear something totally different. "Yes, Beat the Puppy ... Yes, Beat the Puppy". Though usually I let kids sing their own versions, I did correct her on this one
A childhood belief about toys

others believed things like this
- Remember the old Tubes song "White Punks on Dope". Thought they were singing "White Folks are Dumb"
— WailerMan - When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon
- Bronski Beat - Beat Boy
"Meatball
Meatball
Hit that perfect meatball..."— Santa Puncher - When I was younger, I used to think that barney was a giant purple and green puppy!Anon
- I used to believe that a racist is something like a person who loves to race on the racetrack.Anon