When we were little all of my friends and I believed that if you were touched by a person who farted, you would get the fart-touch. to make yourself immune you had to say "rooty-tootie-fresh-and-fruity, knock on wood!" and cross your fingers while counting to ten.
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?— stargirl
- When I was 4 or so I believed if you touched a dead person you'd die too.— anonymous
- When I was younger, I believed that squinting in a storm would make you cross-eyed... forever.Anon
- when i was a kid i believed i could make things happen just by snapping my fingers like in mary poppins!!Anon
- A friend on mine thought that smoking menthal cigarettes would make his breath minty fresh.Anon
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon