Once my mom was cracking egss to make breakfast and I asked her why they had not turned into chickens. She said because the eggs "had not been fertilized." So for the longest time I pictured park rangers or other official people going from nest to nest all over the world carrying a bag of fertilizer and sprinkling it on birds' eggs.
A childhood belief about birds

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that only brown eggs came from chickens. I thought white eggs were made at the store— Destiny
- Trees grew leaves as camouflage so birds would`nd nest in them. Don`t ask.— DaWind
- at the age of seventeen my sister thought another name for a pigeon hole was a birds nest.— Sophie
- I used to beleive that eggs were actually poop from chickens, and that eating it would make you throw up.Anon
- I thought that Loch Ness was actually Loch Nest because it was like the monster's nest— Dietrich Corby
- I used to believe that if you ate eggs for breakfast everyday you'd get pregnant...Anon