When I was like 6 I saw the hooters sign. There was an owl on it with big eyebrows. And I thought that was what hooters were; eyebrows. So later that night I walked up to my dad and said "LOOK I CAN MOVE MY HOOTERS" when I was really just moving my eyebrows..... my sister won't let me live that one down and that was like 7 years ago....
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- my aunt used to tell me that pinapples made your eyebrows grow. i believed it till i was about 10.— Anna
- When I was about 4 and I saw the clouds moving sideways, I thought that Earth was moving closer to the Sun— Helen
- I thought for the longest time that a No Standing traffic sign meant no person should stand near that sign.— Shannon
- I used to believe that when I saw the clouds moving in the sky, that it was actually the earth moving. — Megan Gilbert
- when i was 5 i used to think that people only live for 10 years and i thought that my parents were 7.Anon
- I used to think that the tree branches moving was making the wind, not the wind making the tree branches move.— Jenny