I remember when I was very young, there was a television show on a saturday night. It was sort of a variety thing, and one segment of the show was called "gotcha!" it played pranks on celebrities like a candid-camera thing.
There was one celebrity who cursed alot and because this was prime time television they would put a "bleep" over the top of the word. I noticed that this was a regular thing and wondered what the "bleeps" where for.
I also noticed that when the crew would jump out near the end of the prank the amound of "bleeps" would rise. It suddenly dawned on me! The bleeps sounded exactly the same as a hospital heart monitors.
And thats why the amount of bleeps when up when the crew jumped out becuase they made him jump and his heart rate rised! stupid...
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that I could jump through the television and be where the people were on television.— Ash
- that Worzel Gummidge was the scariest thing on television... and the daleks of course. — tracy g
- I used to believe that the heart at the beginning of the I Love Lucy Show was made of real chocolate.— Krissa
- The song called heart of glass mixed me up as a kid. I heard "Heart and ass". — oops
- I used to think that when people had heart attacks someone came and stabbed their heartAnon
- I thought “guerrilla tactics” meant fighting like a gorilla— beating your chest and that sort of thing.— Kai