My dad was explaining to my sister and I that dairy cows produce milk after they have had a calf. My mother said "No they don't. The just start producing milk when they get older". My father asked her "Did you start producing milk before you had babies?. Poor mom was so embarrased.
A childhood belief about milk

others believed things like this
- When I first started to develop my breasts I thought it meant I was producing milk— trisha
- I used to believe chocolate milk came from brown cows and regular milk came from black and white cowsAnon
- i used to think chocolate milk came from brown cows and normal milk came from white cows Anon
- I used to believe I could milk dogs like the cows. This was because I saw a nurse milk his cow.— Laurent and Alexis, French students in eighth grade
- I used to believe that brown cows made chocolate milk and white cows made regular milk.— andrew mient
- When we were little my sister thought if you mixed cow’s milk and water you’d get goat’s milkAnon