My mother didn't go with me on my first day of Kindergarten. The teacher kept asking me "Who are you?" and I would tell her "I am Julie's little sister. Don't you remember her? She was in your class last year."
The poor teacher was getting so frustrated. After half an hour of questioning me, she finally asked "What is your name?" She should have asked that first.
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- My sister once asked her mother why she didn't paint her black....Anon
- I once asked my CCD teacher if eternal bliss in Heaven would get boring after a while.— Some Dude With A Name
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- I remember a girl in my kindergarten class told me she wanted to be a waterfall when she grew up.Anon
- An hour and a half is exactly the same as half an hourAnon