When I was 19, I was asked to take a little 3-year-old boy to the bathroom. I got very embarassed and said I couldn't, I didin't know how boys go to the bathroom.
Sad to say I was sexually active, I had just never seen a man go to the bathroom and was unclear as to whether he pooped out of his penis. How dumb!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- My mum used to tell me that you couldn't drink water out of the tap from the bathroom as it was poisonous.Anon
- I used to believe teachers never had to go to the bathroomAnon
- When I was little, I thought it was harmful to eat while you were going to the bathroom. Anon
- There's a bad moon on the rise = There's a bathroom on the rightAnon
- I used to think that priests and teachers never used the bathroom.Anon
- I used to think that all teachers were robots because they never went to the bathroom.Anon