When I was in high school, this saying was going around:
Life is like a prick
when it is soft you can't beat it
when it is hard you get screwed.
I didn't get it. I had only seen my boyfriend's penis when it was hard (erect) right before we had sex. I didn't know what soft was, or that beat meant masturbate.
I never let on though, I was too embarassed.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the term "being mugged" meant someone beat someone else with a coffee mug.— Matt Thiel
- Bronski Beat - Beat Boy
"Meatball
Meatball
Hit that perfect meatball..."— Santa Puncher - i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- i used to think that at night all of my teachers turned into my soft toys so they could keep and eye on me.— paranoid
- i thought that soft drinks in America would explode in a person's mouth bocause they call it 'pop'.— Aussie!
- When I was young I thought that police had soft skin, because this is how it sounds in French " Peau lisse "
— amine