When I was little I thought that "involved" was a dirty word, and would get really embarassed when I heard my parents say it. Since it was my mom I usually heard it from, I thought it was a female private part. I think this is weird, because I was only about 3 or 4 at the time, but now realize that "involved" sounds a lot like "vulva." Coincidence?
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- When I was young, I heard the word 'minion' for the first time and thought it was a miniature onion.— Karin
- I thought that smoking pot involved an actual pot from the kitchen.— Aeris
- I thought sadism involved being sad and depressed. Obvious, I think.— ]_]
- I thought break dancing involved actually breaking stuff!— Sydle
- I thought that psychological torture involved forcing people to watch really sad movies!— Elviessa
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny