My daughter Chelsie and I were taking a shower when she was 4, she asked me what that was and I said " The dead tree branch!" Then she asked me what momma had and I told her which led to this 3 years later. As we were watching a TV show on the female anatomy they were showing each part of the womens reproductions organs, she would ask "whats that?" I would say "filopian tubes" Chelsie "whats that?" Pat "eggs" etc. etc. etc. then it got to the extremities of the womes body and Chelsie asked "Whats that?" again I said this was the "womens vagina" she was quiet for a second then turned to me and yelled "nut-uh, dad you told me that was thg big black hole!" Needless to say my wife was pissed. Who'd think she woulda remembered something 3 years later.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- i used to say 'our father, who art in heaven, hello whats your name?'— lou
- I thought adultery was when you acted too much like an adult as a kid and wondered whats so bad about that?— Butch McFear
- I used to believe that womens genitalia was an inverted males 1— St3,
- I used to believe that womens breasts was actually called apples.— Cailynn
- I used to believe the little bumps on a womens nipples spelled out "suck here" in braille for blind babies— Bubz
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s