In the Spice Girls song, "Merry Christmas," where it says, "but I think I'll skip this one this year," I thought it said, "But I think you'll touch my buns this year!" I knew what than meant, too. God, I was a perverted kid...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- I thought the song Skip To My Lou was about skipping to the toilet.Anon
- I believed that Robins hibernated throughout the year and only came out at christmas. Anon
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- Abba - Happy New Year
"Kangaroo year,
Kangaroo year..."— Santa Puncher - when I was about 7 I thought that aliens hid under my bed. I wouldn'd sleep in my bed for a whole year!— *Rachel*
- When I was nine, I thought two eleven-year-olds could get married.Anon