When my sister was little we were driving passed a farm with a bunch of cows on it. My sister pointed and ask the most important question a child can ask "What's that?" My evil mother told her they were elephants. For the longest time my sister would point out cows and say "Look effanents".
As a result (not of this but all the other stuff our evil mother did) we are both now quite twisted adults
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that cows mooed out of their ears-because my older sister told me they did.— ella
- I used to think it was the United STEAKS of America and that cows must be really important in the U.S.— Jake
- My sister once asked her mother why she didn't paint her black....Anon
- I used to believe chocolate milk came from brown cows and regular milk came from black and white cowsAnon
- i used to think chocolate milk came from brown cows and normal milk came from white cows Anon
- When I was little I thought cows married horses, cows were all female and horses were all male. — Sheila