My Grandfather told me that to make beer the companies poured it in a huge open-air vat and waited until the devil came and jumped through it. Then they bottled it and sold it. Guess what I still don't drink!
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- That you had to be a male to drink beer.— andrei gaspar
- I always thought there was a drinking age for coffee, because it was an adult drink like beer and wine.Anon
- I used to think that apple juice was beer and I'd drink it all the time and pretend to be drunk.— Dee
- When I was little I thought "Pencilvania" was a huge store that sold pencils and nothing but pencils.— Tim
- I used to think that Root Beer was beer with less caloriesAnon
- i used to believe that root beer was made with root juice and beer— tm